Listing Details
Address: 3020 Laurel Street, New Orleans LA 70115
Listing Type: For Lease
List Price: $2,100
Size: 2BR 1BA 1006 sqft
My Role: Listing Agent
Details:
Welcome to **Chateau Divorcé**, where your dreams are dashed and then reimagined. This former failed Airbnb rental turned ideal post-breakup haven is now a resounding success for relationship refugees.
The apartment comes fully furnished, though not with any cohesive décor style—think of it as a charming hodgepodge of randomly donated and rescued pieces. The property boasts quintessential New Orleans details throughout, including a fabulous covered front porch, hardwood floors, and vaulted ceilings—a perfect echo chamber for those late-night cries.
The fully equipped kitchen offers just enough counter space to unpack your Factor meals and week-old Uber Eats leftovers to reheat. A brand new range/oven is provided, but we all know it’s going in the microwave. Washer and dryer facilities are on-site and shared with the other unit, ideal for awkward interactions and unprompted oversharing of your life story.
Water, trash, pest control and internet are included in the rent because you deserve a win right now. If you were lucky enough to win at least partial custody, friendly pets are considered on a case-by-case basis.
Located in the heart of the Irish Channel neighborhood, you’ll be just steps away from the hustle and bustle of Magazine Street which offers countless restaurants and bars where you can sit alone, doom scroll dating apps, and wonder where it all went wrong.
The owner is a licensed Realtor in the State of Louisiana who can attest to the experience. Available today!
